| Great. So now having a broken heart is going to give me cancer, and the internet browsing, curry (with rice), chocolate, alcohol and buying hookers for sex and blowjobs is going to exacerbate the problem. And then the coffee + aspirin I use to help ease my hangover the next morning is going to do more damage. Also, the obesity I get from comfort eating is going to also give me cancer.
WELL SCREW YOU DAILY MAIL. Oh crap... being angry could give me a brain aneurysm... that's what the Daily Mail said anyway. |