| Description | Character |
|---|
| Small, spherical protagonist. | |
| Take off his mask; death is upon you. | |
| He isn't fond of Christmas, or the protagonist. | |
| Fearsome mercenary working under (above character) | |
| The 'hot chick' of BitF. She's a child. Yeah. | |
| The love interest of the protagonist. Probably female. | |
| The fearless. The heroic. The plumber. | |
| The sibling. The forgotten. Also the plumber. | |
| Fast, furious, and not great at Poker. | |
| | Description | Character |
|---|
| Notorious clock-cleaner. | |
| HE MAKES THE COMIC FUNNY. :I | |
| Blue shells lead him to kidnapping. Father of 8+. | |
| Friend of the protagonist. Astonishingly good attorney. | |
| The princess excuses him. Uses bombs wrongly. | |
| He is everywhere. EVERYWHERE. | |
| Should really consider an alarm system. | |
| Wait, she's a girl? Potential love interest for the gambling-challenged. | |
| Lost the 100m courtesy of Sakurai. | |
| Nobody comes to his parties. Poor guy. | |
| By this point, he's probably had enough sun. | |
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