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Includes Buffy, Angel, and Firefly. Pick the quote each character said about themselves.
'Ah, ah, I am no Alfred, sir.'
'I'm cookie dough.'
'I'm drowning in footwear.'
'I'm moist and delicious.'
'I am Aud.'
'I showed up on time so I got to be cowboy guy.'
'I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.'
'I am so much prettier than you are.'
'I'm a breast girl myself.'
'I have swimmer's ear.'
'I'm made of felt. And my nose comes off.'
'What do you think I am? Superficial?'
'My ass is not pansy.'
'I'm a detective, Hendrick. I'm detecting.'
'I'm ringing...I'm ringing...all over...'
'I was cool before I met y'all.'
'I love the ballet.'
'I'd like to keep Spike as my pet.'
'I have plenty of unclean urine.'
'I'm lost. And I'm angry. And I'm armed.'
'I ain't so afraid of losing something that I'm not going to try and have it.'
'I am a large, semi-muscular man.'
'I don't wanna explode.'
'I can kill you with my brain.'
'My sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.'
'I am a leaf on the wind.'
'I'm actually not that good at talking to girls.'
'I'm a wounded dwarf with the mystical strength of a doily.'
'I'm a great cook, in theory. I've eaten a lot.'
'I have no problem spanking men.'
'I'm paralyzed with not caring very much.'
'I'm a comfortador.'
'I have finesse! I have finesse coming out of my bottom.'
'I feel just like Santa Claus, except thinner, and younger, and female, and, well, Jewish.'
'I'm a mummy, aren't I?'
'I can hold a note for a long time. Actually, I can hold a note forever.'
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