| Clue | Result | rtr |
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| I'm hungry..What what should I eat? (Type 2A for Bacon, Type 2B not for Bacon) | |
| No, you want bacon. (type 3A) | |
| You're right, I do want bacon! (type 4A) | |
| I do love bacon! (type 5A) | |
| Do I have any bacon? (type 6A for yes, 6B for no) | |
| What? Why not? (type 7A) | |
| Already ate it. (type 8A) | |
| Get some more bacon! (type 9A) | |
| Good! A home is incomplete without bacon! (type 10A) | |
| Do you have a clean frying pan? (11A for yes, 11B for no) | |
| Dammit it, if it's not one thing it's another. (type 12A) | |
| Clean the pan. (type 13A) | |
| Hooray! (type 14A) | |
| Let's make some bacon! (type 15A) | |
| Are you wearing pants? (type 16A for yes, 16B for no) | |
| Why should I be wearing pants? (type 17A) | |
| You also hate getting hot bacon grease on your junk. (type 18A) | |
| Good point. Pants are on just this once. But once the bacon is done, all pants are off! (type 19A) | |
| We're ready! (type 20A) | |
| Do I want my bacon crispy? (type 21A for yes, 21B for no, 21C for I don't know) | |
| Decisions! How about I make some crispy, and some not so crispy! (type 22A) | |
| Good thinking, variety is the spice of life after all. (type 23A) | |
| I really like my bacon crispy, but I fear it can get burnt too easily. (type 24A) | |
| That's the risk we all take. The price of great bacon is external vigilance. (type 25A) | |
| Sometimes you just want it to be chewy. Today is one of those days. (type 26A) | |
| Bacon is done! (type 27A) | |
| Should I give some to my dog? (type 28A for yes, 28B for no, 28C for maybe) | |
| I'll see if he chooses bacon over beggin' strips. (type 29A) | |
| Should I disown him if he chooses beggin strips? (type 30A) | |
| Of course not! He's just letting me have the bacon. I'll reward his kindness with bacon. (type 31A) | |
| Witholding bacon from a dog is inhumane. How dare you even think it. (type 32A) | |
| Your dog is wise, and also loves bacon. (type 33A) | |
| MMmmm......bacon. (type 34A) | |
| Now what? (type 35A) | |
| You've just eaten bacon. What more could you want? (type 36A) | |
| You're right. I have no other earthly concerns. (type 37A) | |
| I have reached enlightenment. Thank you bacon! (type 38A) | |
| Hooray for Bacon!!!!! | |