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Crunching up ice cubes in drinks
Pain and frequent trips to the toilet
Standing around by water coolers
Patient feels like he/she is sitting on a bag of marbles
Someone richer, younger and thinner than the patient
Weeping and RSI caused by hours of tearing up holiday photos
Patient usually subject of practical joke
Red fluid in veins which evaporates on contact with clothing
Being bitten by a radioactive (and invisible) ant
Patients suffer no discomfort. Indeed, many use the condition to play practical jokes on their families
Using a gymnasium treadmill after a meal
Upsetting the people directly behind the patient
Gelatin-rich diet and too much exercise
Excessive wobbliness and falling down a lot
Driving over traffic calming measures in road
Footwear does not fit snugly
Sitting on cold stone floors
Unpleasant feeling of chestiness
Mrs. O'Malley's Good Time Whisky Cough Mixture
No cough but no stomach-wall lining either
Mistaking plutonium isotopes for chewing gum
Patients with this condition feel very, very unwell
Tiny insects with sharp teeth
Scratching, leading to body-part inflammation
Eating pizza found under the cooker
Ugh. Surely you can guess
Classic situation comedy
Helpless chortling and repetition of unfunny catchphrases
Telling lies and making up stories to be popular
Shiny-headedness and embarrassment
Small particles of snot in the air
Runny nose, sneezing and discoloured lungs
Overactive sleep gland in the roof of the mouth
Overwhelming desire to crash out everywhere
Licking the yogurt from the foil tops of opened pots
Flesh is rendered see-through and horrible
Spicy Mexican or Indian food
Half-digested food is emitted from the patient in random clusters
The spirit of the King entering the patient's mind and taking over
Donning of colourful suede footwear and eating cheeseburgers
Prolonged exposure to the moon
Sufferers experience enhanced sense of smell
Wistful longing for the 1970's
Big hair, flares, platforms and glitter make-up
Chronic overdiscussion of soap operas
Tongue swells to five times its original length
Exposure to poison gas inside golf-balls
Delirium and advanced shame
Bungee jumping in cold weather
Inability to sit down in comfort
Sniffing cheese and drinking unpurified rainwater
Very uncomfortable for the sufferer
Falling off high things onto concrete
Loud crack and inability to use afflicted limbs
Fear of job interviews
Handshakes with patient are like grabbing a recently submerged sponge
Sniffing disdainfully at those worse off than the patient
Nosebeard a badger could make a nest in
Delusions of being able to present a cookery show
Inner-city smog mixed with kebab remains
Ability to breathe fire and shout loudly underwater
Face huggers equipped with intelligent alien blood
Gradual alien metamorphosis and desire to destroy our cities
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