| Outrageous act | Character | TV Series |
| Water skis over a shark tank while vacationing in Hollywood | |
| Suffocated his nephew/protege following a car accident | |
| Steals a loaf of rye bread from an old lady as she walks home from the bakery | |
| Performs an appendectomy on a healthy Colonel to prevent him from leading his troops on a suicide mission | |
| Executes his boss under the orders of the President of the USA | |
| Accidentally drops a 3-ton beam suspended from a crane on to his wife's car | |
| After getting pregnant at 47, made the decision to get an abortion, a 1st for prime time TV | |
| Tricks Joe Namath into visiting by writing a letter stating that her brother is dying | |
| Finally acts on his dreams of matricide when he shoots his mother on a cruise ship, knocking her overboard | |
| Got a Thanksgiving dinner turkey stuck on his head while trying to scare his roommate | |
| Turns her son-in-law into an 8 yr old boy, an old man, a goose and a billy goat | |
| Invents a transformation chamber to turn himself from a nerd to a sauve young man | |
| Had intricate body tattoo detailing plans and blueprints to for brother's escape from prison | |
| Digs up John Wayne's footprints from Grauman's Chinese Theater to take home for a souvenir | |