| Quote | Character |
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| I'm not an ambi-turner. | |
| I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories. | |
| Oh I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? | |
| You're goddamn right he wasn't, but those two lookers who capped Kennedy from the Grassy Knoll sure as**** were! | |
| I do not like snoopy reporter with lack of fashion sense, not one little bit. | |
| If nobody has any objections, I believe I might be of service. | |
| I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius. | |
| They'll be looking for us at Maury's right? But they won't be looking for... not us. | |
| They're breakdance fighting! | |
| No YOU rock! When are you gonna drop Magnum on us? | |
| | Quote | Character |
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| I just thank the Lord she didn't live to see her son as a mermaid. | |
| By the way, you were wrong about my outfit. It's the Cheryl Ladd collection and I got it at JC Penney's. On sale! | |
| Orange Mocha Frappuccino! | |
| It's almost like the new afro for the white man, but it's beautiful. | |
| Hey! Results are in, amigo. What's left to ponder? | |
| You want an opinion? With a push-up bra you could have a nice rack of lamb up there. | |
| You have no evidence. Han-stupid destroyed everything. | |
| He's almost too good-looking. | |
| Are you challenging me, BOO! -lander? | |
| I think about Derek every time I design a collection. | |
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