Monty Python String

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Can you name the next part of each line in Monty Python's 'String' sketch?

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Aah, come in, come in, Mr....Simpson. Aaah, welcome to
Do sit down--my name's
Now, Mr. Simpson...Simpson, Simpson...
Aah. Now, I understand you want us to
String, washing powder, what's the difference.
Of course! A national campaign.
Well, that's our selling point!
'THE NOW STRING! READY CUT, EASY TO HANDLE,
'A MILLION
Uhmm...Tying up very small parcels, attatching notes to pigeons' legs,
Well, if they're bigger than a mouse, you can strangle them with it, and if they're smaller than,
'DESTROY NINETY-NINE PERCENT OF KNOWN HOUSEHOLD PESTS WITH PRE-SLICED, RUSTPROOF, EASY-TO-HANDLE,
Have you ever been in a Hospital
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ONLY STRING?! It's everything! It's...
All right, it's
All right, it's water absorbent! It's...Super Absorbent String!
'AWAY WITH THE DULL DRUDGERY OF WORKADAY TIDAL WAVES!
Shut up, shut up, shut up!
Wait, I see a television commercial-
That's great, great, but we need a doctor,
There's a nude woman in a bath
Put an Archbishop there watching them,
Now, we need children and animals. There's two kids admiring the string,
Uhh...international flavour's missing...
why not Archbishop Makarios?
Never mind, we'll get

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