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| Its just been revoked! | |
| I'm a firm believer of the ruling class especially since i rule | |
| All adults are pirates...we kill pirates. | |
| The Durango '95 purred away a real horrorshow. A nice warm vibratey feeling all through your guttiwuts! | |
| The Dodgers used to play in Brooklyn? | |
| But Harry what if he shot you in the face!? | |
| Your children have touched me and I'm pretty sure I've touched them too | |
| Aww I shot Marvin in the face... | |
| How am I ever gonna get the girl? I drive around in a garbage truck. | |
| Its okay guys he just wanted his machete back! | |
| This intervention is about your eating, then it will be about mine, and if we have time we will get to my drinking...but we wont have time | |
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| Stops copies me! Stops copies me! Stops copies me! | |
| Bad knees! Grandad that ni**a had bad eyes! | |
| Thats my purse! I dont know you! | |
| You know I get angry when I'm hungry. Like the Hulk, only I don't get all green and muscly, I just get dizzy and snap at people that don't deserve it. | |
| But you do love Sanford and Son...we both do... | |
| I'm going to tell Tom Brady he sucks balls! | |
| Don't kill me yet! I'm starting to come down with Stockholm symdrome...handsome? | |
| Woah! Woah! Woah! Lois this is not my Batman cup! | |
| Stop eating people’s old French fries, pigeon. Have some self respect! Don’t you know you can fly? | |
| I'm trying to think of other desserts...something that rhymes with pudding | |
| It comes in pints? | |
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