| Quote | Character |
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| I would take 'The DaVinci Code' so I could burn 'The DaVinci Code'. | |
| Your pencils are creating a health hazard. I could fall and pierce an organ. | |
| This is our receptionist, Pam. If you think she's cute now, you should have seen her a couple years ago. | |
| If I have to do this, based on stereotypes that are totally untrue and I do not agree with, you would maybe not be a very good driver. | |
| Because right now, this is a job. If I advance any higher, this would be my career. And if this were my career, I'd have to throw myself in front of a train | |
| Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will. | |
| Wow, look at you. You are a…You’re like the new and improved Pam. Pam 6.0. | |
| Michael, it has nothing to do with your looks. It's your personality. You're obnoxious, and rude | |
| Dwight thinks it's Friday so that's what I'm going to be doing this afternoon. | |
| I'm guessing Angela is the one in the neighborhood that gives the trick-or-treaters toothbrushes. Pennies. Walnuts | |
| And just as you have planted your seed in the ground, I am going to plant my seed, in you. | |
| Technically, I am in Human Resources, and Dwight was asking me about human anatomy. Um... I'm just sad the public school system failed him so badly. | |
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| Stanley yelled at me today. That was one of the most frightening experiences of my life. | |
| ou don't go by monopoly, man! That game is *nuts*! You don't just pick up 'Get out of jail free' cards! Those things cost thousands! | |
| I think green is kind of ****ish. | |
| I've had two men fight over me before. Usually it's over which one gets to hold the camcorder. | |
| I've got a golden ticket idea. Why don't you skip on up to the roof and jump off? | |
| Daryl Philbin is the most complicated man that I have ever met. I mean, who says exactly what they're thinking? What kind of game is that? | |
| And then I will say something positive like, 'kudos!' Or 'job well done!' | |
| Ryan used *me* as an object. | |
| Well see, um... in the gang world, we use something called Fluffy Fingers. | |
| Well, you know what my name is? Rajanigandha, and I hate it. I hate it! | |
| I forgot to tell you the plan for this Saturday. You, me, bar, beers, buzzed. Wings, shots, drunk! Waitresses - hot! Football, Cornell-Hofstra, slaughter! Then quick nap at my plac | |
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