| Quote | Movie | Year |
| Bullsh*t! I'm ready now! Roll the camera! | |
| Yeah, but he's a pervert, dude. | |
| I'm your density. | |
| Avoid the green ones. | |
| That rabbit's dynamite! | |
| Have you ever heard of a thing called fluoridation. Fluoridation of water? | |
| I think that I am familiar with the fact that you are going to ignore this particular problem until it swims up and bites you on the ass! | |
| Do you like apples? | |
| | Quote | Movie | Year |
| Burn him, see if his ashes turn green. | |
| We're on a mission from God. | |
| And now, I'm an old broken down piece of meat... and I'm alone. | |
| I want to kill everyone. Satan is good. Satan is our pal. | |
| I said I was impressed. I'm beside myself with jealousy. What do you want me to do, throw up? | |
| Nobody can eat fifty eggs. | |
| Pleased to meet you, kid. You're a real horse's ass. | |
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