| Quote | |
| 'Brandt Can't Watch, Though, Or He Has To Pay A Hundred' | |
| 'People Forget That The Brain Is The Biggest Erogenous Zone' | |
| 'Gimme The Marker Dude, I'm Marking It 8' | |
| 'He Looks Like A F***ing Deadbeat!' | |
| 'Colud You Slide Down Your Shorts' | |
| 'Nobody F***s With The Jesus!' | |
| 'Ve Vant Ze Money, Lebowski' | |
| 'You Want A Toe?' | |
| 'Does The Female Form Make You Uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?' | |
| 'I'm A Brother Seamus' | |
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| 'Nice Marmot' | |
| 'Oh, Just A Friend Of Maudie's' | |
| 'Phone For You Dude' | |
| 'Your'e Not Messing With Morons Here Lebowski' | |
| 'Keep Your Ugly F***in' Goldbrickin' Ass Out Of My Beach Community' | |
| 'I Am The Walrus?' | |
| 'Did I Pee On Your Rug?' | |
| 'I Would Like If You Came And Gave Me Notes' | |
| 'I Pull Over And Kick Your Ass Out, man!' | |
| 'Sometimes You Eat The Bar, And Sometimes The Bar Eats You' | |
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