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| Charlie: Well dude, it's not that they like us, it's that they don't like you. You know why? Uhh... because you're an _________! | |
| Charlie: Oh my God! I will smash your face into a ______. | |
| Charlie: That's ________, Trey's ex-girlfriend. This is classic _______. | |
| Charlie: I'm cracking _______ of wisdom! | |
| Dennis: Oh my God, Charlie, I shot you in your _______! I am so sorry! | |
| Mac: Your Grandpa's a __________! | |
| Ryan: That's true, but he's a _______, and we hated him. | |
| Charlie: ______________ is what happened! Go get me a beer, bitch! | |
| Charlie: Oooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ________ | |
| Dennis: Hi. I'm a recovering crack head. This is my _________ sister that I take care of. I'd like some welfare, please. | |
| Charlie: No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't ________ your Mom. | |
| Sweet Dee: I will eat your _______, bitch! | |
| Frank Reynolds: Hey, what's the ______? | |
| Charlie: I'm in love with a man. What? I'm in love with a man... a man named _______. Does that make me gay? Am I gay for _______? You betcha. | |
| Frank: There is nothing more threatening to a man than a woman who is smart and ________. We have to pretend you're both! | |
| Liam: You get _________! | |
| Mac: All right! This is the perfect opportunity to prove how ________ we are, and not have to shove anything up our asses! | |
| Dee: (reading) '_____ Baby. Meet at later bar, night or day sometime.' | |
| Frank: Lizard, am I standing in ______? | |
| Frank: Tell that _____ it doesn't make sense! | |
| Liam: Start breaking bricks _____ _____! (Two words) | |
| Dee: Mac, I'm gonna stop you right there. First of all, your breath smells like an old-lady fart passing through an _______. | |
| Charlie: Ohhhhhhhh****! Look at that door, dude. See that door there? The one marked '________'? You think a _______ lives in there? | |
| Charlie: Why don’t I strap on my job helmet, and squeeze down into a job cannon, and fire off into Jobland, where jobs grow on _______! | |
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| Charlie: He wears a big straw hat and he does that move. His eyes go all white and**** and _______ ______ fights him. (Two Words) | |
| Mac: But it sounds like a song where a man breaks into your house and ______ you. | |
| Frank: Oh, we do...because drawing a confession out of someone is like doing a beautiful dance...a beautiful dance with a _________. | |
| Charlie: Holy****, I think he's killing these people! And he's probably ______ them too, dude, and although I think ________ people is very cool, not if we're involved, man! | |
| Dee: He said to the man, he wanted many, many thousands of ______ people from history times. | |
| Rickety Cricket: You guys, you gotta make it ______. Hips and nips! Otherwise I'm not eating. | |
| Dennis: Goddamnit, ______ ________. You really are the man. (Two Words) | |
| Charlie: Yeah well, you never seen me once wash my _________ either but that doesn't mean I don't do it every Friday. | |
| Dennis Reynolds: Yup Mac, it's just us now. Just you and me, and a couple of pairs of sour, sweaty ______. | |
| Charlie: Because I cut the brakes! _________, bitches! Yeeeeehaaaaw!!! | |
| Charlie: I'll _____ you all over if you flinch again. | |
| Charlie: Am I ________?...Hey guys, if I'm ________, wake me up! | |
| Parole Guy: You're claiming that your father threatened to, quote, ______ the living**** out of you. | |
| Dennis: Hey, I'm not burning the ______! | |
| Artemis: Hi! Name's Artemis... I have a bleached ________... | |
| Dee: The headline might be 'Most Negative Man in the World Calls Other People White Trash to Make Himself Not Feel So _____.' | |
| Sinbad: Stay back ,man, no, matter of fact unleash the fury. Get his _____! Beat his testicles! | |
| Charlie: I look in the mail, and this whole box is _______ _________! (Two Words) | |
| Dee: Sorcery?! Your dumb dick partner walked into the bar, said he stole a bunch of guns, and asked if I wanted to shoot a ________ off his head. Of course I did, so here we are. | |
| Charlie:That show is basically about how awesome _______ is! | |
| Dennis: Dude, do you have a _____ right now?! | |
| Dennis: Right; we could smear the walls with their ______ guys. | |
| Charlie: I eat _______ all the time dude! | |
| Charlie: We live and die by the ______, Dee. | |
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| Charlie: My god, there's not enough ______ in the world for her. | |
| Charlie: I'm a full-on-_______. | |
| Dee: I am sure our relationship would be a real '_____ _______. (Two Words) | |
| Charlie: I don't know, why the hell would you have a bucket of __________, bro?! | |
| Charlie: Kitten Mittons! You’ll be _______! | |
| Charlie: Cats do not abide by the laws of _______. | |
| Mac: Yeah, The MAC: Move in After __________. | |
| Mac: ...what if he smells _______? | |
| Frank: I'm doing this jerk-off's taxes. Next year, the IRS will ______ the piss out of him! | |
| Charlie: ...Did you **** my ______? | |
| Mac: God damnit Dee, where is our ______?! | |
| Uncle Jack: Hey Mac, do you mind snapping a photo of us for the website? Now, and could you just put your hands over my hands, so they look like my _____? | |
| Charlie: (Concerned) What the hell happened down there; some kind of _____ massacre? | |
| Mac: What am I a ________? | |
| Mac: Stride, stride, _________! | |
| Charlie: It's not really a _________ ________ type conversation, it's a racist conversation. (Two Words) | |
| Dee: I'm not fat, I'm _________! | |
| Principal: I'm a little confused, are you telling me this photo of Bruce _______ is your resume? | |
| Mac: You think he goes home at night and shoots ________ ________into his boyfriend's ***hole? (Two Words) | |
| Charlie: What's your ________ policy? | |
| Charlie: If ________ have taught me anything, it’s that you can easily die, and very quickly, under a bus and by the side of the road | |
| Charlie: If it's a ______ I'm bashing it's brain in. | |
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