| Quote | Who said this? | Movie |
| 'We're from out of town.' | |
| Hey Grizz, Bethany and I figured out the perfect gift for you. | |
| Hey look kids, there's Big Ben, and there's Parliament. | |
| Grace? She passed away thirty years ago. | |
| Dad, I think he's gonna pork her. | |
| I don't know if I oughta go sailin' down no hill with nothin' between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic. | |
| This is crazy, this is crazy, this is crazy! | |
| Clark, you're on the wrong side of the road. | |
| | Quote | Who said this? | Movie |
| If you scratch his belly, Clark, he will love you till the day you die. | |
| I don't know what to say, except it's Christmas and we're all in misery. | |
| Sorry, folks! We're closed for two weeks to clean and repair America's favorite family fun park. Sorry, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh! | |
| Oh, it's not so bad. Eddie says after the baby comes, I can quit one of my night jobs. | |
| I miss Jack! | |
| I hope nobody I know drives by and sees me standing in the yard staring at the house in my pajamas. | |
| Alright then, if you're not man enough to put an end to this****, then I am. | |
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