Dumb U.S. Laws

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Can you name the dumb U.S. laws that grace our land?

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In Vermont, it was once illegal to tie a ___________ to a telephone pole.This big animal practically IS a telephone pole.
In North Carolina, serving alcohol at a ________ game is not allowed.Alcohol and marked balls don't mix. 'B *hic!* 4'
In Hawaii, coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s _______.What? WHAT?!
In Minnesota, citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a _________ on their head.Yet it makes great head protection in case of 'fowl' weather.
In Iowa, one-armed _____________ must perform for free.Billy Joel, however, can continue to have 'bread in [his] jar.'
In Ohio, it is illegal to fish for ________ on Sunday.Fortunately, that is Shamu's day off.
In Wisconsin, it is illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without _________.This is Wisconsin we're talking about-Dairy capital of the U.S.
In Oklahoma, it is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a _________.I'm sure an OK bar is not a good home for these creatures to roam.
In Colorado, one may not mutilate a _________ in a state park.Yeah, because in a state containing the Rocky Mountains, these objects are practically an endangered species. Not really.
In Montana, it is illegal to have a ________ in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.Citizens, 'ewe' have been warned.
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In Connecticut, in order for a ________ to officially be considered a ________, it must bounce.And they have to be a cool as a cucumber...
In Nevada, it is illegal to drive a ________ on the highway.Although they're pretty fuel efficient, particularly the two-hump model.
In Alabama, it is illegal to wear a fake ________ that causes laughter in church.Groucho Marx would not be welcome here.
In California, no vehicle without a _________ may exceed 60 miles per hour.This would certainly cut down on road rage, wouldn't it?
In Georgia, no one may carry an ______________ in their back pocket if it is Sunday.But on any other day, let that thing melt all over your pants. Just be careful not to sit down on the pointy end.
In North Dakota, it is legal to shoot an Indian on horseback, provided you are in a ____________.For safety sake, make sure you get a few of these together and circle 'em up to protect the womenfolk.
In New Mexico, ________ may not vote.The only problem is, who is 'stupid' enough to be disqualified?
In Idaho, you may not ________ on a camel’s back.But what if you don't own a pair of waders?
In West Virginia, ____________ underwater is prohibited.'Just put your lips together and blow'...until you run out of air.
In Virginia, it is illegal to _______ women.Sorry ladies. No cootchie-coo for you.

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