| Number of Representatives | State | Party Breakdown |
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| 53, and they're only waiters until their agent gets them a real gig | |
| 32, unless they secede | |
| 29, they can see the governor, he can't say the same | |
| 25, which is 1/4 the average age in the state | |
| 19, not as corrupt as governor | |
| 19, the state of Brotherly Congressman | |
| 18, none will ever be in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame | |
| 15, and they're all better athletes than the Lions | |
| 13, ironically, they all hate peaches | |
| 13, who are happy to leave | |
| 13, all tarheels | |
| 11, probably somehow related to a President | |
| 10, who pahk their cahs in Capitol yahd | |
| 9, proving that there's more than just corn here | |
| 9, who love company | |
| 9, all live in Dollywood | |
| 9, Booker T, Denzel, etc. | |
| 8, but it's a dry 8 | |
| 8, whose manly deeds are backed by womanly words | |
| 8, have only seen 9,999 lakes | |
| 8, and they're all cheeseheads | |
| 7, and they're each other's Cousin/Sister/Uncles | |
| 7, mile-highers | |
| 7, I bet they all eat gumbo and listen to jazz | |
| 6, swing and a miss | |
| 6, none have Argentinian lovers | |
| 5, what a nutmegger | |
| 5, Des Moines-ing their own business | |
| | Number of Representatives | State | Party Breakdown |
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| 5, where the wind comes sweeping down the plains!! | |
| 5, I hope they don't die of dysentary | |
| 4, all pronounce their name differently than it's spelled | |
| 4, who think there's no place like home | |
| 4, can you spell that with no I? | |
| 3, and even they're bored of it | |
| 3, taking a gamble in Congress | |
| 3, who didn't know there was an old one | |
| 3, probably the same guy's 3 wives | |
| 3, and they're not east of the state with 11 | |
| 2, and they have to travel a long way | |
| 2, both rather spudsie | |
| 2, both probably know Stephen King | |
| 2, who live free or die | |
| 2, with very little area | |
| 1, that can see Russia from his house | |
| 1, the first 1 | |
| 1, when he's gone there's only 6 people left in the state | |
| 1, who gets his strength from the soil | |
| 1, and it's not Crazy Horse | |
| 1, and it's neither Ben nor Jerry | |
| 1, he's probably old and faithful | |
| 1, and it's not Russell Hantz | |
| 1, and she hates Colbert | |
| 1, and she's not a Cha-moron | |
| 1, uno | |
| 1, the purest of them all | |
| 1, and I don't have a joke for this one | |
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