| Unfortunate Plot | Unfortunate Sequel |
| A Kansas girl goes back over the rainbow only to find that an emerald city is now ruled by the voice of Miss Piggy and Yoda. | |
| Wayne Manor is turned upside down after a notice is received that Alfred's boss is about to be fined for an overdue public tome. | |
| Robin Williams dresses as an elderly woman, eats too much chili | |
| Clownfish goes to orthodonist, loses dental hardware | |
| Hillbilly strikes gold, pays for Sci-fi training and fights Sith Lord | |
| Louisiana Death Row guards struggle to adopt the metric system. | |
| British girl falls into rabbit hole, ends up on stage with Dolly Parton | |
| Aged Sully retires from scaring and moves into group home | |
| Inspector Callahan gets magic wand, training, insures punk is NOT lucky | |
| Grown-up Matthew Broderick fakes illness in order to avoid his civic duty | |
| | Unfortunate Plot | Unfortunate Sequel |
| Rooster Cogburn is revealed as a fraud who actually ran away before being killed. | |
| Nurse Ratched clones R.P. McMurphy, double hilarity ensues | |
| Visitors to Central American island are stalked by 65 million year old pig | |
| Don Vito Corleone appears in a shimmering gown and wings to grant a poor orphan girl's wish | |
| Aged balloon salesman seals up house, submerges it to explore Marianas Trench | |
| Jack, Elizabeth and Will travel the seas, unwisely drink the water | |
| Spock sacrifices himself to save his crewmates from the Queen of Funk | |
| Bookish girl tries to convince Lefou that an angry steer is really a magically altered prince | |
| Jack Hall, lazy climatologist decides he can warn the world another day; goes back to bed. | |
| Sparkly vampire is diagnosed with lactose intolerance, refuses to stop eating ice cream | |
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