| Yoda's version | Original Speaker | Date |
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| 'Therefore brace to our duties, let us, and for years, bear ourselves, that if the British empire and its commonwealth last, still say, men will, their finest hour, 'this was.' | |
| 'The course of others is unclear, but my course, I know. Liberty, give to me, or else death.' | |
| 'The opium of the people, religion is. Yeesssssss.' | |
| 'Assert my firm belief, I will, that to fear, we have nothing, but fear. Yes, hmmm.' | |
| 'A little rebellion, now and then, a good thing is. Yesss.' | |
| 'My fellow americans, over, our long national nightmare is. Herh herh herh.' | |
| 'Anything about communism except fear of it you know not. Yes, hmmm.' | |
| 'I am a crook not. Earned everything I have got, I have.' | |
| 'Mr. Gorbachev, this gate open, you must! Mr. Gorbachev, this wall tear down, you must!' | |
| 'Ask what your country can do for you not - - ask what, do for your country, you can.' | |
| | Yoda's version | Original Speaker | Date |
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| 'They, blessed are, which do hunger and thirst after righteousness: for filled, they shall be.' | |
| 'Sick and sad, my heart is. From where the sun now stands, fight no more forever, will I. Yes, hmmm.' | |
| 'Die? No. Old soldiers do not. Just fade away, do they. Yes.' | |
| 'First article of my faith, nonviolence is. Last article of my faith, it is also. Yes, hmmm.' | |
| 'This nation, under god, new birth of freedom, shall have - of the people and that government, by the people, for the people, perish from the earth shall not.' | |
| 'Better for me, I see clearly that to die and be released was; and therefore the oracle gave no sign.' | |
| 'Have a dream I do, that one day, exalted, every valley shall be.' | |
| 'One small step for man that is, for mankind one giant leap. Yes, hmmm.' | |
| 'Always opposed an equal reaction, to every action there is. Yeesssssss.' | |
| 'Say this again I will; Have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky, I did not.' | |
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Speakers Of The House
Sinister Six (Spider-Man)
History As We Heard It
