Mr. _______ is calling. He wants to talk to you about his New Deal policies.

Mr. _______ is on line one. He wants you to proof read the Emancipation Proclamation.

Ms. _______ is on hold. She's checking references on Fred Noonan.

Mrs. _______ is calling. She wants you to tell John to get the Declaration signed and get home to Braintree.

Mr. _______ is calling. He wants to know why Neil Armstrong gets to go first.

Mr. _______ is on line two. He wants to know how to float like a butterfly.

Mr. _______ is on the line again. He insists that Orville promised him he could have the first flight.

Mr. _______ is calling. He says he knew John Kennedy and you're no John Kennedy.

Mr. _______ is on line one. He keeps shouting 'Sic semper tyrannis!'

Mr. _______ is calling. He wants to know if you'll go hunting with him and Mr. Bush.

Mr. _______ is on hold. He wants to know how the heck he lost to Truman.

Mr. _______ is on line four. He says you can have the car in any color you want- so long as it's black.

Mr. _______ is holding. He can't figure out why everyone thinks he's a cat.

Mr. _______ called while you were out. He said that at this moment, he is in charge at the White House.

Mr. _______ is waiting on line three. He says that he 'has not yet begun to hold.'

Mr. _______ is calling. He wants to know what rhymes with 'gleaming.'

Mr. _______ called. He said he's had it with Clark. He and Sacagawea are coming home.

Mr. _______ called. He said that old voice mails don't get deleted, they just slowly fade away.

Mr. _______ is calling. He says you won't have his message to push around anymore.

I think Mr. _______ is on line one. He won't give me his name but keeps saying that he is death, the destroyer of worlds.

Mr. _______ is rapping, rapping at line five.

Mr. _______ is calling. He wants you to know that British are coming.

Mr. _______ is on line one. He says he's going to do it his way.

Ms. _______ called. She said that jumping on her couch is probably not good for your career.