'You know what? Forget Tigger. I'm not even sending him a Christmas card this year.'

'I worry about Pebbles, Doc. I'm just not sure that kid is right for her- always banging on things with that giant club of his.'

'Heck, Perry practically talks more than I do. Why am I even there?'

'I know I'm not going to catch that bird- why do I keep trying? My insurance company won't even cover me anymore!'

'Hola, Doctor! Where's my prescription? In my backpack. Can you say backpack?'

'I love his nephews, but seriously, we've been dating for 54 years and I haven't understood a single thing he's ever said to me.'

'It's the same dream over and over, Doc- every restaurant I go to, they bring me liquified flies.'

'Putting aside having to work with that idiot Jar-Jar, where the heck did Asoka come from? I mean she's the main character in Clone Wars but she's gone by Revenge of the Sith?

'X-ray vision, flight, super strength, and what do I get- the lasso of truth! Lame! It's cartoon sexism, I tell you!'

'I never told anyone, but the Scooby snacks are laced with arsenic.'

'Jane is great with the kids, but I think I'm really in love with Rosie.'

'Forsooth- though we fake dear ignorance, sweet Beavis and I seek none but knowledge and enlightenment.'

'Smarter than the average bear, my *&*^&. He's lucky he remembers to breathe. How did I end up second fiddle to that idiot?'

'And then Batman put Kryptonite in my underwear. Why are the other superheroes so mean to me?!'

'She's not really my mother. I mean, I'm a dog. Is that still Oedipal?'

'I may only have one eye, but Fry only has one brain cell. That still makes me better, right?'

'I may be the nerdy smart one, but I'd still like to smurf the smurf with Smurfette.'

'They laugh, but one day the Great Pumpkin will come and he will avenge me by KILLING THEM ALL!'

'You need a notepad doc? I've got one here- let's see, skates, helicopter, binoculars, springs...'

'Pay me Tuesday for a hamburger today? How stupid does he think I am?'

'Lisa will do fine, but if Bart ever makes the paper, it's going to be with a reward amount under his picture.'

'Flying squirrels don't really fly, you know. What are we teaching the youth of today?'