| Yoda's take | Novel | Author |
| 'Ishmael, you should call me.' | |
| 'Cold, bright, April day it was. Striking thirteen, the clocks were.' | |
| 'The best of times, it was. Yet, the worst of times, it was also. Yeesssssss.' | |
| 'For the end of innocence ralph wept, of man's heart the darkness, and of the true the fall through the air, wise friend called piggy. Yeesssssss.' | |
| 'Spider's life, help being something of a mess, cannot. By helping you, trying to lift up my life a trifle, perhaps I was. Yes, hmmm.' | |
| 'Every time a child says, in fairies 'I believe not,' a fairy, somewhere, falls down dead.' | |
| 'Entirely a matter of chance, happiness in marriage is. Herh herh herh.' | |
| 'All the same, for brains instead of a heart I shall ask; for a fool would know not what to do with a heart, had he one. Yes, hmmm.' | |
| 'Is Mr. Heathcliff a man, hmm? If so, mad is he, hmm? And if not, devil is he, hmm? Hmmmmmm?' | |
| 'Enemies, all men are. Comrades, all animals are. Herh herh herh.' | |
| | Yoda's take | Novel | Author |
| 'To rule them all one ring, to find them one ring, to bring them all and in the darkness bind them one ring. Yeesssssss.' | |
| 'To be rude or anything I want not, but - not a great time, this is, for me to be having a house elf in my bedroom.' | |
| 'The courtroom, it is, one place where man should get a square deal, any color he be.' | |
| 'Infinite majesty and calm, Deep Thought has. '42', it's answer will be. Yesss.' | |
| 'Sir peter wolf's-bane, rise up. Whatever happens, to wipe your sword, never forget.' | |
| 'Cheap, darkness is, and Scrooge liked it. Yes, hmmm.' | |
| 'For one, all. For all, one. Our motto, is that. Herh, herh, herh.' | |
| 'However long, lived she, always felt, did Mary, that the first morning her garden grew, she should not forget.' | |
| 'Love at first sight, it was, first time Yossarian saw the Chaplain.' | |
| 'Hmmm... Watson, share my love of all that is bizarre and outside the conventions of everyday life, you do.' | |
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