| Notes | Movie |
| Patients, a brother and sister, are disturbed by supernatural 'force' and foreboding sense of 'I've got a bad feeling about this.' Prescribing anti-anxiety meds. | |
| Patient claims to have been changed from human to amphibian. Referring to Mama Odie. | |
| Patient is not ill but rather faking symptoms to skip school, join parade, go to Cubs game. Will not provide doctor's excuse. | |
| Though not sure what, Patient believes that somewhere in her youth or childhood, she must have done something good. Referring to memory clinic. | |
| Patient's mother reports projectile vomiting. Presence of fully rotating head rules out Norovirus. Referring to Catholic priest. | |
| Patient is difficult to awaken after eating certain fruit (particularly red delicious). Suggesting sleep study. | |
| Patient witnessed father's death (stampede of wildebeest) and now believes that father speaks to him from the clouds. Treating for PTSD. | |
| Patient reports being 'slimed' by a 'class five rotating vapor.' All vitals and bloodwork normal. Suggesting a shower. | |
| Patient's wife reports patient is playing with food. Suggesting low starch (no mashed spuds!) diet. | |
| Patient suffers from severe reptile phobia (exacerbated by incidents on a bi-plane and in an Egyptian tomb). Suggesting exposure therapy. | |
| Patient's heart has grown three sizes in short time. Prescribing diuretic and monitor. | |
| Patient reports bite from household pet which becomes agressive if wet or fed after midnight. Suggesting pet be tested for rabies. | |
| Elderly male patient reports bad back from 'pulling floating house by garden hose' (??). Seeing chiropractor. | |
| Patient is swollen and blue. Suggesting a trip to the juicing room. | |
| Multiple ill patients. All ate the fish. Air sickness also possible. Keep hydrated. | |
| Patient was swallowed by interstellar cockroach. Ordering blood panels for dysentery and typhoid. | |
| Patient broke leg in confrontation with Cretaceous predator. Set leg and advising against travel to tropical islands. | |
| Patient reports weakness, inability to fly when exposed to alien substance. Ordering full allergy panel, advising avoidance of substance when flying. | |
| Patient was mostly dead all morning. Should follow up with Miracle Max. | |
| Patient suffering from Pixie dust withdrawal, Neverland overexposure. Referring to 12 step program. | |