| Quote | Brick (B) or Patches (P) |
| I ate a Big Red Candle. | |
| I ain't crazy and I ain't a Guy. | |
| I pooped a Hammer. | |
| I stabbed a man in the Heart. | |
| It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there. | |
| I would like to extend to you an invitation to the Pants Party. | |
| I have an IQ of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded. | |
| You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat. | |
| You've gotta grab it by its haunches and hump it into submission. | |
| That *guy* can play. | |
| You're about as useful as a *poop* flavoured lolly pop. | |
| Where'd you get your clothes... From the... toilet store? | |
| Take care of your balls and they'll take care of you. | |
| I Love Lamp. | |
| Mm. I just burned my tongue. | |
| If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball. | |
| Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine. | |
| Loud Noises!! | |
| He said Heinie!! | |
| I've got some hookers in my room. | |
| I Love Lamp | |
| Where'd you get your clothes... From the... toilet store? | |
| I ate a Big Red Candle | |
| I stabbed a man in the Heart | |
| Loud Noises!! | |
| I would like to extend to you an invitation to the Pants Party | |
| I pooped a Hammer | |
| I have an IQ of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded. | |
| He said Heinie!! | |
| Mm. I just burned my tongue. | |
| If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball | |
| I ain't crazy and I ain't a Guy | |
| Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine | |
| That *guy* can play | |
| You've gotta grab it by its haunches and hump it into submission | |
| It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there | |
| Take care of your balls and they'll take care of you | |
| You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat | |
| I've got some hookers in my room | |
| You're about as useful as a *poop* flavoured lolly pop | |