Facebook Personality Test

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What kind of Facebook user are you?

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Before Facebook existed, I . . .
Developed triples of all my vacation pictures.
Slipped in and out of rooms and halls unnoticed.
Dreamed of a day when the online experience would only enhance my love to play.
Threatened holiday gathering harmony with my outspoken views.
Regularly tested my personality and IQ.
Spent hours on the phone catching up with people.
I most admire . . . (Feel free to Google these names. You're not being timed.)
Mark Pincus
Katherine Briggs and Isabel Myers
Ansel Adams
Che Guevara
Maria Menounos
Sherlock Holmes
My Facebook friends . . .
Can hijack our own posts with new tangents, but nobody seems to mind.
Are self-curious.
Thrive on controversy.
Hear from me a lot when bonus points are at stake.
Feel included in my every experience.
Don't hear from me all that much.
Choose a sentiment:
Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.
One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you’d be stricken blind.
Consider how infinitely necessary and justified the stalking becomes when you realize how mysterious your loved one's every aspect seems with an at-a-distance but close examination.
Against my better judgment, I can talk myself out of anything.
The mind is like an iceberg; it floats with 1/7 of its bulk above water.
You have died of dysentery.
If only Facebook would let me. . .
Hologram all of my friends into my living room.
Chat live with Dr. Phil.
Print wrapping paper from a montage of my albums.
Count my friends list as votes once I run for office.
Cross-spend my Candy Crush points in Farmville.
See who is viewing my profile.
If I'm on Facebook at 3 a.m., it's probably because I'm. . .
Trying to score just high enough to pass my nearest competitor.
Uploading the rest of my photos and double checking all the tags in my latest album.
Diagnosing my high school experience according to 80s movies.
Chatting up someone I haven't seen since the fifth grade.
Proselytizing my opponent if I feel he’s close to changing his mind or proving the fallacies of his argument once and for all—until he starts his own slanted thread the next day.
Scrolling through years of updates to unearth that one vital comment that, through a time-stamped paper trail of cross-coordinated posts over the last two years, ultimately proved your ex-friend knew more than she let on back when your brother broke up with his girlfriend.

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