| Opening Lyrics | Album | Artist |
| 'So ya thought ya might like to go to the show.' | |
| 'Well, they'll stone ya when you're trying to be so good,' | |
| 'Out here in the fields, I fight for my meals.' | |
| 'It was twenty years ago today,' | |
| 'Sitting on the park bench, eyeing little girls with bad intent,' | |
| 'The screen door slams. Mary's dress waves.' | |
| 'Oh, a storm is threat'ning my very life today.' | |
| 'On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair,' | |
| 'We are the Village Green Preservation Society.' | |
| 'Foxy, Foxy, you know you're a cute little heartbreaker.' | |