| Quote | Charater |
| I think I just realized that I want to live | |
| If you say 'live together,die alone' to me, Jack, I'll smack you across the face | |
| We can't even get fire | |
| That's a lot of peanut butter | |
| Should I keep the meter running | |
| No, my dad taught me how to drink | |
| Because then we'd have to dig another grave | |
| Are you on the same island as I am | |
| I do this for all the girls I meet on deserted islands | |
| Should I go and get a ruler | |
| I know. How modern of me | |
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| You don't wait with warnings. You...warn | |
| Doctors make the worst patients | |
| Everything smells of Bacon | |
| It's kinda like, it doesn't scatter...quite right | |
| | Quote | Charater |
| You finally learned how to tie your own shoes | |
| I'm not allowed to have chocolate before dinner | |
| So we saved the world together for a while, and that was lovely | |
| If you pick the lock on a Halliburton, I'll put you on my back and fly us to L.A. | |
| Sure I'm affected. She was hot and I dug her accent | |
| As long as the dead guy says there's a good reason, I guess everything's just peachy | |
| How did they open it - the door that says quarantine | |
| Well, maybe we're just not cool with you setting up your own little Patriot Act | |
| When's your birthday | |
| Have a cluckity-cluck-cluck day, Hugo | |
| I think I liked you better when you just hit people with your stick | |
| Well yeah, here's my favorite leaf! How could I forget this place | |
| No I like dogs | |
| This conversation already happened, we just don't remember it | |
| We have 2 giant hamsters running on a massive wheel at our secret underground lair | |
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