| Hint | Character |
| Death's Horse | |
| A rare dwarf 'she' | |
| 'Millennium Hand and Shrimp!' | |
| Technically human... | |
| The 'nose-iest' copper around... | |
| Death's grand-daughter | |
| Definitely not a talking dog. Because dogs don't talk. Duh. What are you, stupid? | |
| Takes dried frog pills to keep him sane. Well, I SAY 'sane,' but... | |
| The fifth horseman of the apocalypse. Runs a dairy. | |
| Responsible for actually doing work at Unseen University | |
| Perhaps history's most caring and benevolent tyrant. Definitely its classiest one. | |
| Uses a siege crossbow as a hand weapon | |
| | Hint | Character |
| Death's apprentice | |
| And why SHOULDN'T an orangutan be on staff at a university? | |
| Death's butler | |
| What, you don't ___ing remember THIS ___ing character? | |
| A 6-foot 6-inch tall dwarf | |
| Death's daughter | |
| A revolutionary before he died. Now he's a promoter of differently alive people's rights and works for the watch. | |
| A world champion at running away | |
| With a name like that, no wonder he started Discworlds first newspaper | |
| Arche-swindler turned public servant | |
| The Disc's foremost entrepreneur, makes sausages out of...meat | |
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