| Haiku | Title | Author |
|---|
| Confused angsty boy/ Wanders around in New York/ Noted for his hat | |
| An ambitious king/ Haunted by his guilt and ghosts/ Wife can't wash her hands | |
| Daughters need husbands/ Girl elopes with unfit man/ Turn around the room? | |
| Steals from a graveyard/ Townfolk get mad with pitch forks/ Blind-man teaches trust | |
| Entrenched caste system/ Loveless sex is all around/ Everyone on drugs | |
| Rich in Long Island/ A mistress is run over/ Green light on the dock | |
| Sad domestic life/ Secretly eats macaroons/ In the end slams door | |
| Two brothers fighting/ Sneaky sister buries one/ She hangs self with scarf | |
| She has three husbands/ Orgasm under pear tree/ Rabies from mad dog! | |
| A cryptologist/ An assassin on his heels/ Search for Holy Grail | |
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