| Dish | | Season |
| Padma spit out my lemon meringue martini. | |
| My upside down pineapple cake was called 'absolutely dreadful.' | |
| I made a Smurf village out of mushrooms. | |
| I deep fried a steak. | |
| I was kicked off twice. Once for almonds and once for potato pancakes. | |
| I froze the tri-color pasta with the sauce even though my partner said not to. Then I cried. | |
| I made a happy valley and a sun out of cereal, eggs and coffee grounds. | |
| I made two dishes instead of three, in the finale! | |
| My watermelon and blue cheese desert made Gail Simmons nauseous. | |
| I didn't understand how long it takes to make a creme brule. | |