| Summary | Movie |
| Bruce Willis is dead. | |
| Anthony Perkin's 'mother' was just Perkins himself | |
| There was no spoon | |
| Guy Pearce had killed his wife. | |
| The cripple, Kevin Spacey, did it. | |
| Edward Norton was Brad Pitt. | |
| Alan Rickman kills Michael Gambon. | |
| Charlton Heston was on Earth. | |
| | Summary | Movie |
| Orson Welles loved his sleigh. | |
| Russell Crowe did not have as many friends as he thought. | |
| Christian Bale and Christian Bale lived the same life. | |
| Sam Rockwell and Sam Rockwell are just a part of a series of clones. | |
| Michael Douglas is having a birthday party. | |
| Nicole Kidman and her kids are dead. | |
| It was people! | |
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