| Clue | Quote |
| What Ron wrote in his diary about Veronica: | |
| Ron's insult to Veronica- 'You are a real hooker, and...' | |
| Ron's reaction to Veronica 'turning the entire office against' them? | |
| Rule #1 of news team gang wars: | |
| 'Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by; lay low for a while because you're probably...' | |
| 'I am not a baby. I am a man! I am...' | |
| 'I am a man who discovered the wheel, and...' | |
| To Veronica- 'You are a smelly...' | |
| To Veronica- 'Why don't you go back to your home on...' | |
| Ron's reaction to being whipped with a TV antenna: | |
| Ron's sign-off after Veronica alters the teleprompter: | |
| Ron's reaction after watching his f-bomb broadcast: | |
| 'Don't you know I would never say the word...' | |
| Ron's reflection on his choice of outdoor beverage: | |
| Bartender- 'You know, times are changing. Women can do stuff now. And you're going to have to learn how to to deal with that.' | |
| Ron's call to gather his news team: | |
| Ron's realization right after he jumps into the bear pit: | |
| '_____ __ ________ ____! It wasn't you, was it! It was Wes Mantooth! I should've known.' | |
| Ron's bear-awakening reaction when Veronica tells him she was behind the teleprompter incident: | |
| To Veronica, after he woke the bears: | |
| Ron's closing sign-off: | |
| BONUS A -1/4: Ron's pet name for Veronica when they meet for their date: | |
| BONUS A - 2/4: Ron's pet name for Veronica after they have sex: | |
| BONUS A - 3/4: Ron's pet name for Veronica during his dream sequence of their future together: | |
| BONUS A - 4/4: Ron's pet name for Veronica while they're in the bear pit: | |
| BONUS B - 1/5: Alternate 'Burgundy-ism' (shown during credits): | |
| BONUS B - 2/5: Alternate 'Burgundy-ism' (shown during credits): | |
| BONUS B - 3/5: Alternate 'Burgundy-ism' (shown during credits): | |
| BONUS B - 4/5: Alternate 'Burgundy-ism' (shown during credits): | |
| BONUS B - 5/5: Alternate 'Burgundy-ism' (shown during credits): | |