I can't believe you want to be Atticus Finch. Oh, that makes me feel so good.
2001
[Character] bought the house on Archer Avenue in the winter of his 35th year.
2002
You better get married soon. You're starting to look old.
2003
So [Character], when you said you wanted an ocean view, you didn't think you were going to get the whole ocean, did you?
2004
Random thoughts for Valentines Day, 2004. Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
2005
It's the sense of touch. In any real city, you walk, you know? You brush past people, people bump into you. In L.A., nobody touches you.
2006
I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me.
2007
I finished my play.
2008
After I killed him, I dropped the gun in the Thames, washed the residue off my hands in the bathroom of a Burger King, and walked home to await instructions.