| Hint | Answer |
| Keeps the doctor away | |
| Not for cereal | |
| Don't drink the water | |
| Whatever you do don't open your eyes | |
| Most Efficient | |
| Makes cigars useful | |
| Desperate times call for desperate measures | |
| Homework, newspaper, whatever just dont use the bible | |
| Not the kind used for roadwork | |
| Thank you Isaac Newton | |
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