| News Title | Song | Singer |
| Public Nudity Encouraged | |
| Self-Confidence Campaign a Success | |
| Germanotti Sweeps at Casino | |
| New Philosophy Compares Human Condition to a Road | |
| Adolescent Odor Continues to Sweep Nation | |
| Joel Pleads 'Not Guilty' In Arson Trial | |
| Small Human-Feline Hybrid Found | |
| Man Denies Physical Contact | |
| Reports of Death Found to be False | |
| Local Club Receives Bomb Threats | |