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| Thats what... | |
| I'm an early bird and a night owl. So I'm wise... | |
| Here it is. The heart of New York City. Times Square. Named for the... | |
| I'm not superstitious but I am... | |
| You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards... | |
| Jim and I are great friends. We hang out a ton... | |
| Myth: Three Americans die every year from rabies. Fact:... | |
| Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice... | |
| It was a crime of passion, Jan. Not a disgruntled employee. Everyone here is... | |
| The company has made it my responsibility today to put an end to 100,000 years of... | |
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| You'll notice, I didn't have anybody being Arab. I thought that would be too explosive, uh, no pun intended. But I just thought, too soon for Arabs, maybe next year. You know... | |
| Would I rather be feared or loved? Um...Easy, both. I want people to be... | |
| You may look around and see two groups here. White collar and blue collar. But I don't see it that way. You know why not? Because... | |
| Yeah I have flaws, like I sing in the shower, I volunteer too much, and occasionally... | |
| The early worm gets... | |
| Abraham Lincoln once said that... | |
| I love inside jokes... | |
| There's such a thing as good grief... | |
| Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject... | |
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