| Question | Answer | jnun |
| Enter ''Start to begin'' | |
| You scored 0 out of 5. You really hate bacon. Either you are a vegetarian or a different species besides Homo-Sapien. | |
| You scored 1 out of 5. You would only eat bacon if someone put a gun to your head. Maybe it's better off they pull the trigger and end your misery. | |
| You scored 2 out of 5. You only like bacon moderately. You are safe......for now. | |
| You scored 3 out of 5. You are an average bacon lover. You have great potential young (or old) grasshopper. | |
| You scored 4 out of 5. You really love bacon. And you are quite allright by me! *High Five* | |
| You scored 5 out of 5. Bacon will always be a part of your life. In fact it is your life. May the world's population of pigs have mercy on their souls. | |
| Ok, today I'm going to ask you a series of questions about bacon. | |
| To respond to these questions simply enter the code before the answer! Enter ''ready'' to begin the survey! | |
| Ok, let's start off with the most basic question. Do you love bacon? | |
| 1A) No, I can't stand bacon. 1B) Yes, In fact I do love bacon! | |
| Suppose you are on a dinner date with an attractive member of the opposite sex? (or same sex, not that theres anything wrong with that) | |
| You order a bacon cheeseburger, but the waiter informs you that the restaurant is out of bacon. Do you.... | |
| 2A) Order something else from the menu. 2B) Risk making it to 3rd base with your date by assaulting the waiter. | |
| Suppose you are on a dinner date with an attractive member of the opposite sex? (or same sex, not that theres anything wrong with that) | |
| You order a bacon cheeseburger, but the waiter informs you that the restaurant is out of bacon. Do you.... | |
| 2C) Order something else from the menu. 2D)Risk making it to 3rd base with your date by assaulting the waiter. | |
| You are on a game show, and have won the big prize! You are left with two options. | |
| You can come home with 3A) A brand new luxury car or 3B) A lifetime supply of bacon. | |
| Which do you choose? | |
| You are on a game show, and have won the big prize! You are left with two options. | |
| You can come home with 3C) A brand new luxury car or 3D) A lifetime supply of bacon. | |
| Which do you choose? | |
| You are on a game show, and have won the big prize! You are left with two options. | |
| You can come home with 3E) A brand new luxury car or 3F) A lifetime supply of bacon. | |
| Which do you choose? | |
| You are on a game show, and have won the big prize! You are left with two options. | |
| You can come home with 3G) A brand new luxury car or 3H) A lifetime supply of bacon. | |
| Which do you choose? | |
| One of your best friends just found out he has 1 hour to live. | |
| On his deathbed his last request is to have a bite of your Wendy's Baconator. Do you.... | |
| 4A) Let him receive his dying wish. 4B)Close his eyes, and tell him to just go into the light. | |
| One of your best friends just found out he has 1 hour to live. | |
| On his deathbed his last request is to have a bite of your Wendy's Baconator. Do you.... | |
| 4C) Let him receive his dying wish. 4D)Close his eyes, and tell him to just go into the light. .. | |
| One of your best friends just found out he has 1 hour to live. | |
| On his deathbed his last request is to have a bite of your Wendy's Baconator. Do you.... | |
| 4E) Let him receive his dying wish. 4F)Close his eyes, and tell him to just go into the light. | |
| One of your best friends just found out he has 1 hour to live. | |
| On his deathbed his last request is to have a bite of your Wendy's Baconator. Do you.... | |
| 4G) Let him receive his dying wish. 4H)Close his eyes, and tell him to just go into the light. | |
| One of your best friends just found out he has 1 hour to live. | |
| On his deathbed his last request is to have a bite of your Wendy's Baconator. Do you.... | |
| 4I) Let him receive his dying wish. 4J)Close his eyes, and tell him to just go into the light. | |
| One of your best friends just found out he has 1 hour to live. | |
| On his deathbed his last request is to have a bite of your Wendy's Baconator. Do you.... | |
| 4K) Let him receive his dying wish. 4L)Close his eyes, and tell him to just go into the light. | |
| One of your best friends just found out he has 1 hour to live. | |
| On his deathbed his last request is to have a bite of your Wendy's Baconator. Do you.... | |
| 4M) Let him receive his dying wish. 4N)Close his eyes, and tell him to just go into the light. | |
| One of your best friends just found out he has 1 hour to live. | |
| On his deathbed his last request is to have a bite of your Wendy's Baconator. Do you.... | |
| 4O) Let him receive his dying wish. 4P)Close his eyes, and tell him to just go into the light. | |
| Your receive a letter from your government. You will never have to pay taxes for the rest of your life. | |
| However, to receive this benefit you must never eat bacon again. What do you do? | |
| 5A) No Taxes Forever? Heck Yes!!!! 5B) I can't live without bacon. The government is full of crap anyways. | |
| You receive a letter from your government. You will never have to pay taxes for the rest of your life. | |
| However, to receive this benefit you must never eat bacon again. What do you do? | |
| 5C) No Taxes Forever? Heck Yes!!!! 5D) I can't live without bacon. The government is full of crap anyways. | |
| You receive a letter from your government. You will never have to pay taxes for the rest of your life. | |
| However, to receive this benefit you must never eat bacon again. What do you do? | |
| 5E) No Taxes Forever? Heck Yes!!!! 5F) I can't live without bacon. The government is full of crap anyways. | |
| You receive a letter from your government. You will never have to pay taxes for the rest of your life. | |
| However, to receive this benefit you must never eat bacon again. What do you do? | |
| 5G) No Taxes Forever? Heck Yes!!!! 5H) I can't live without bacon. The government is full of crap anyways. | |
| You receive a letter from your government. You will never have to pay taxes for the rest of your life. | |
| However, to receive this benefit you must never eat bacon again. What do you do? | |
| 5I) No Taxes Forever? Heck Yes!!!! 5J) I can't live without bacon. The government is full of crap anyways. | |
| You receive a letter from your government. You will never have to pay taxes for the rest of your life. | |
| However, to receive this benefit you must never eat bacon again. What do you do? | |
| 5K) No Taxes Forever? Heck Yes!!!! 5L) I can't live without bacon. The government is full of crap anyways. | |
| You receive a letter from your government. You will never have to pay taxes for the rest of your life. | |
| However, to receive this benefit you must never eat bacon again. What do you do? | |
| 5M) No Taxes Forever? Heck Yes!!!! 5N) I can't live without bacon. The government is full of crap anyways. | |
| You receive a letter from your government. You will never have to pay taxes for the rest of your life. | |
| However, to receive this benefit you must never eat bacon again. What do you do? | |
| 5O) No Taxes Forever? Heck Yes!!!! 5P) I can't live without bacon. The government is full of crap anyways. | |
| You receive a letter from your government. You will never have to pay taxes for the rest of your life. | |
| However, to receive this benefit you must never eat bacon again. What do you do? | |
| 5Q) No Taxes Forever? Heck Yes!!!! 5R) I can't live without bacon. The government is full of crap anyways. | |
| You receive a letter from your government. You will never have to pay taxes for the rest of your life. | |
| However, to receive this benefit you must never eat bacon again. What do you do? | |
| 5S) No Taxes Forever? Heck Yes!!!! 5T) I can't live without bacon. The government is full of crap anyways. | |
| You receive a letter from your government. You will never have to pay taxes for the rest of your life. | |
| However, to receive this benefit you must never eat bacon again. What do you do? | |
| 5U) No Taxes Forever? Heck Yes!!!! 5V) I can't live without bacon. The government is full of crap anyways. | |
| You receive a letter from your government. You will never have to pay taxes for the rest of your life. | |
| However, to receive this benefit you must never eat bacon again. What do you do? | |
| 5W) No Taxes Forever? Heck Yes!!!! 5X) I can't live without bacon. The government is full of crap anyways. | |
| You receive a letter from your government. You will never have to pay taxes for the rest of your life. | |
| However, to receive this benefit you must never eat bacon again. What do you do? | |
| 5Y) No Taxes Forever? Heck Yes!!!! 5Z) I can't live without bacon. The government is full of crap anyways. | |
| You receive a letter from your government. You will never have to pay taxes for the rest of your life. | |
| However, to receive this benefit you must never eat bacon again. What do you do? | |
| 6A) No Taxes Forever? Heck Yes!!!! 6B) I can't live without bacon. The government is full of crap anyways. | |
| You receive a letter from your government. You will never have to pay taxes for the rest of your life. | |
| However, to receive this benefit you must never eat bacon again. What do you do? | |
| 6C) No Taxes Forever? Heck Yes!!!! 6D) I can't live without bacon. The government is full of crap anyways. | |
| You receive a letter from your government. You will never have to pay taxes for the rest of your life. | |
| However, to receive this benefit you must never eat bacon again. What do you do? | |
| 6E) No Taxes Forever? Heck Yes!!!! 6F) I can't live without bacon. The government is full of crap anyways. | |