| Quote | Character |
| Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain. | |
| Like it hot, scum? | |
| When I call your name, you will put on the hat and sit on the stool to be sorted | |
| So i give you my fair warning, Potter, pint-sized celebrity or not-if i catch you breaking into my office one more time- | |
| Funny place, it's a bit too clean, d'you know what i mean? | |
| MOTERCYCLES DON'T FLY! | |
| Even You-Know-Who can't split himself into seven | |
| What happened down in the dungeons between you and Professor Quirrel is a complete secret, so, naturally, the whole school knows | |
| A car crash? A car crash kill Lily and James Potter? | |
| I knew you'd be just the same, just as strange, just as-as- abnormal | |
| NO! You DON'T know how it feels. Your parents are dead! You HAVE no family | |
| You don't want to bottle up your anger like that, Harry, let it all out. | |
| She's like my sister. I love her like a sister, and I reckon she feels the same way about me | |
| | Quote | Character |
| She's a damn sight nicer than Phlegm. | |
| I'm dying, look at me! It's killed me! | |
| There's nothing you can do, Harry ... nothing .... He's gone | |
| I just remember seeing a pair of great, big, yellow eyes. | |
| Er – yes, But – I don't want the Boggart to turn into her, either. | |
| If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals | |
| You're not going mad or anything. I can see them too. | |
| You have irked me too often, for too long. | |
| Harry Potter risks his own life for his friends! | |
| The little baby woke up fwightened and fort what it dweamed was twoo | |
| He's not an adult either! He's not James, Sirius! | |
| Ronald has lost his rat | |
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