| Behavior | Drug | Fun Facts |
| *cleans furiously with Q-tip and does not look up for any reason* | |
| I think the trees are walking. Dude, the water feels like mercury. Holy ****, the leaves look awesome. Are you seeing this? DUDE I JUST SAW INSIDE MY BRAIN. | |
| Dude, this party ssssssshucks. *intakes more substance* Wanna have shhhhhexxxxsh? | |
| Ahh....yes...this is nice...give me that needle. GIVE IT TO ME I NEED MORE NOW. | |
| Oh. My.... I think I just had an orgasm in my head. I want that again. Now. | |
| Wow. That was like...I just relived my entire life. I don't think I need to do heroin anymore, either. | |
| I love you sooooo much, please can I touch your hand, oh that feels so good. These clothes feel so good! THIS AIR FEELS AMAZING. | |
| *giggle* Ooh, I like this. Dude, I was thinking...I like you man. You're a cool guy. Pass the ice cream. Oh my god, ice cream. Do we have any bacon? | |
| *vomits violently* I know...I am everything...It's true... | |
| I HATE MY LEG, I'M GOING TO CHOP IT OFF MY BODY! *seeks out axe* (This is only if you get angry, though.) | |
| *vomits everything up* HOLY ****, JAGUARS! | |
| Oh man I'm so hyped I can't even blink. I shouldn't have taken so much I can't stop shaking I think my heart is gonna explode I have so much energy why am I so tired? | |
| Holy ****. My brain left and I talked with God. And you know it all, you've just forgotten. | |
| That was only five minutes? Dude, I was a fish. | |
| Aw, dude...Dude, I wish you were here. You're not here. But you will be. It's amazing, you know? No, you don't know. How could you know? I want you to know. It's so beautiful. | |
| I don't know why, but today seems like it's gonna be a great day. There's something in the air that makes me feel like things are gonna go my way. The birds are chirping 'tweedleed | |