| Opening Lyrics | Song Title |
| God, what a mess, on the ladder of success Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung | |
| If it's a temporary lull why'm I bored right outta my skull? | |
| I'll write you a letter tomorrow Tonight I can't hold a pen | |
| If he was from Venus, would he feed us with a spoon? If he was from Mars, wouldn't that be cool? | |
| Well she's kind of like an artist Sittin' on the floor | |
| How young are you? How old am I? Let's count the rings around my eyes | |
| Absolution is out of the question It makes no sense to apologize | |
| On the bus, that's where we're ridin' On the bus, O.K., don't say hi, then | |
| She don't wear no pants and she don't wear no tie Always on the ball, she's always on strike | |
| Hush was the first word you were taught | |