| Description | Song | Artist |
| Man talks to a prostitute about her lifestyle choice. Kind of inappropriate for the theme song to a sports video game if you think about it... | |
| A seemingly nonsensical song, as rockgolf once pointed out, about a boy and a girl on a train, a singer in a smoky room, and Steve Perry | |
| This type of music apparently does not contribute to global warming | |
| London man can't find a place in town for his antics, so he joins a band | |
| If you see dead people, you should probably call this emergency number | |
| The sad story of gang wars among neglected youth, specifically the results caused by Steve's machine guns | |
| Creepy stalker watching somebody do absolutely EVERYTHING | |
| Girl uses a guy to make another guy jealous, and she's not sorry at all | |
| Guy loves a seemingly perfect girl and 'won't settle for less', OR Person envies the way another person lives in complete freedom | |
| Reminiscing about high school memories over a couple bottles of wine at a fancy eatery | |
| Some guys just never grow up: attention deficiencies and prank calls ensue | |
| Sex, animals, and educational television | |
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