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'Aw, man, he's making us look like a bunch of cheapskates. Whoa, whoa, my rope came loose.'
'All I can give you are these chewable Prozac for kids. Your choice: Manic Depressive Mouse, or the Bluebird of Unhappiness.'
'Let's go. If I'm not back at the home by 9 they declare me legally dead and collect my insurance!'
'Crack that whip...licorice whip!'
'Are these morons getting dumber or just louder?'
'These t-shirts are 100% cotton. And look at the fine stitching on 'dope'.
'By the way, congratulations on the new job, Homer.'
'As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball, but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.'
'Stan Lee never left, and I'm beginning to think his mind is no longer in mint condition.'
Not the sky! That's where clouds are born!'
You wrecked Hitler's car! What did he ever do to you?'
'I don't get mad, I get stabby'
'Thanks a lot, Marge. That was our only burlesque house'
'Don't thank me, thank the knife!'
'Remeber, if you get lost, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.
'No, that's German for 'The Bart, The.'
'Pardon me, but I would like to see this money spent on more police officers. I have been shot eight times this year, and as a result, I almost missed work'
'I'll strike where you canna protect their dreams!'
'I guess you could say I'm Iraqi.'
'Bake him away, toys.'
'We studied traffic patterns and found that drivers move the fastest through yellow lights, so now we just have the red and yellow lights'
'I live in a single room above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley.'
'All right listen up you little FREAKS. The fun stops here. You're gonna have to shut your stinking traps and behave, damn it. This is one substitute you're not gonna screw with!'
'Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film, 'The Never-Ending Story'.'
' I wrong, or did it just get fatter in here?'
'Gimme the ball! The punch has been spiked!'
'Up and atom!'
'Order, order! Do you kids want to be like the real U.N., or just squabble and waste time?'
'Uh, yeah, yeah. I love Grimby. Uh, can I have some more bumper stickers, please, dude?...All right! The mummy's ready for his mystical journey.'
'The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.'
'Nice work, Homer! Am I proud of you. When you go home tonight, there's gonna be another story on you house.'
'I can't go on, you two go ahead...and carry me with you!'
'Let's bee friends' It says bee and there's a picture of a bee on it.
'Hark to the tale of Nelson, and the boy he loved so dear...They remained the best of friends for years and years and years.'
'Have you always been a chick? I mean, I don't want to offend you, but, you were born a man, weren't you? You can tell me, I'm open minded'.
'Okay, okay, okay not your fault, its a bird thing, you don't control the birds, you will someday, but not now.'
'Ho, their flower power is no match for my glower power!'
'Uh oh, my heart just stopped...oh there it goes.'
'Feels like I'm wearing nothin' at all!'
'I thought they were due! The game was fixed! The Globetrotters used a ladder for Pete's sake! C'mon! He's just holding out the ball, take it!!'

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