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'We studied traffic patterns and found that drivers move the fastest through yellow lights, so now we just have the red and yellow lights'
'All I can give you are these chewable Prozac for kids. Your choice: Manic Depressive Mouse, or the Bluebird of Unhappiness.'
'Remeber, if you get lost, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.
' I wrong, or did it just get fatter in here?'
'I live in a single room above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley.'
'Order, order! Do you kids want to be like the real U.N., or just squabble and waste time?'
You wrecked Hitler's car! What did he ever do to you?'
'Have you always been a chick? I mean, I don't want to offend you, but, you were born a man, weren't you? You can tell me, I'm open minded'.
'Uh, yeah, yeah. I love Grimby. Uh, can I have some more bumper stickers, please, dude?...All right! The mummy's ready for his mystical journey.'
'These t-shirts are 100% cotton. And look at the fine stitching on 'dope'.
'Don't thank me, thank the knife!'
'Crack that whip...licorice whip!'
Not the sky! That's where clouds are born!'
'I guess you could say I'm Iraqi.'
'Nice work, Homer! Am I proud of you. When you go home tonight, there's gonna be another story on you house.'
'Pardon me, but I would like to see this money spent on more police officers. I have been shot eight times this year, and as a result, I almost missed work'
'I don't get mad, I get stabby'
'No, that's German for 'The Bart, The.'
'Bake him away, toys.'
'Aw, man, he's making us look like a bunch of cheapskates. Whoa, whoa, my rope came loose.'
'Thanks a lot, Marge. That was our only burlesque house'
'I thought they were due! The game was fixed! The Globetrotters used a ladder for Pete's sake! C'mon! He's just holding out the ball, take it!!'
'Uh oh, my heart just stopped...oh there it goes.'
'As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball, but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.'
'By the way, congratulations on the new job, Homer.'
'Hark to the tale of Nelson, and the boy he loved so dear...They remained the best of friends for years and years and years.'
'Stan Lee never left, and I'm beginning to think his mind is no longer in mint condition.'
'Let's bee friends' It says bee and there's a picture of a bee on it.
'I'll strike where you canna protect their dreams!'
'Are these morons getting dumber or just louder?'
'Gimme the ball! The punch has been spiked!'
'Ho, their flower power is no match for my glower power!'
'The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.'
'Up and atom!'
'Feels like I'm wearing nothin' at all!'
'Okay, okay, okay not your fault, its a bird thing, you don't control the birds, you will someday, but not now.'
'Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film, 'The Never-Ending Story'.'
'Let's go. If I'm not back at the home by 9 they declare me legally dead and collect my insurance!'
'All right listen up you little FREAKS. The fun stops here. You're gonna have to shut your stinking traps and behave, damn it. This is one substitute you're not gonna screw with!'
'I can't go on, you two go ahead...and carry me with you!'

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