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'Okay, okay, okay not your fault, its a bird thing, you don't control the birds, you will someday, but not now.'
'Don't thank me, thank the knife!'
'Stan Lee never left, and I'm beginning to think his mind is no longer in mint condition.'
'Let's go. If I'm not back at the home by 9 they declare me legally dead and collect my insurance!'
'I thought they were due! The game was fixed! The Globetrotters used a ladder for Pete's sake! C'mon! He's just holding out the ball, take it!!'
'Uh, yeah, yeah. I love Grimby. Uh, can I have some more bumper stickers, please, dude?...All right! The mummy's ready for his mystical journey.'
'Uh oh, my heart just stopped...oh there it goes.'
'Have you always been a chick? I mean, I don't want to offend you, but, you were born a man, weren't you? You can tell me, I'm open minded'.
'Bake him away, toys.'
'Nice work, Homer! Am I proud of you. When you go home tonight, there's gonna be another story on you house.'
'Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film, 'The Never-Ending Story'.'
'Remeber, if you get lost, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.
'Let's bee friends' It says bee and there's a picture of a bee on it.
'As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball, but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.'
'These t-shirts are 100% cotton. And look at the fine stitching on 'dope'.
'I'll strike where you canna protect their dreams!'
'All right listen up you little FREAKS. The fun stops here. You're gonna have to shut your stinking traps and behave, damn it. This is one substitute you're not gonna screw with!'
'Order, order! Do you kids want to be like the real U.N., or just squabble and waste time?'
'Ho, their flower power is no match for my glower power!'
You wrecked Hitler's car! What did he ever do to you?'
Not the sky! That's where clouds are born!'
'Pardon me, but I would like to see this money spent on more police officers. I have been shot eight times this year, and as a result, I almost missed work'
'The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.'
'We studied traffic patterns and found that drivers move the fastest through yellow lights, so now we just have the red and yellow lights'
'No, that's German for 'The Bart, The.'
'Thanks a lot, Marge. That was our only burlesque house'
'Feels like I'm wearing nothin' at all!'
'By the way, congratulations on the new job, Homer.'
'I don't get mad, I get stabby'
'I guess you could say I'm Iraqi.'
'I live in a single room above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley.'
'All I can give you are these chewable Prozac for kids. Your choice: Manic Depressive Mouse, or the Bluebird of Unhappiness.'
'I can't go on, you two go ahead...and carry me with you!'
' I wrong, or did it just get fatter in here?'
'Hark to the tale of Nelson, and the boy he loved so dear...They remained the best of friends for years and years and years.'
'Are these morons getting dumber or just louder?'
'Gimme the ball! The punch has been spiked!'
'Aw, man, he's making us look like a bunch of cheapskates. Whoa, whoa, my rope came loose.'
'Up and atom!'
'Crack that whip...licorice whip!'

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