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| People hang on his every word... | |
| He could disarm you with... | |
| He can speak French.. | |
| He's been known to cure narcolepsy... | |
| His organ donation card also lists... | |
| He's a lover, not a fighter, but... | |
| The police often question him just because... | |
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| His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man's... | |
| His blood... | |
| His reputation is expanding... | |
| He once had an awkward moment... | |
| He lives vicariously... | |
| He doesn't always drink beer, but when he does, he goes for... | |
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