| Question | Answer |
| George's alias used throughout the show | |
| George's parents (first names) | |
| Rather than read the book, George watches the movie with a family he has never met before | |
| Longest job held in the series is with this professional team | |
| The nickname George wishes he had | |
| George's fiancee | |
| His fiancee dies of licking these | |
| George dates this celebrity for a short while | |
| If George was a pornstar, he would be named... | |
| George is forced to live up to his marine biologist lie when this shows up | |
| George hoists this up to an apartment via fishing pole | |
| Before running out of a burning apartment, George cannot understand how a clown doesn't know this person | |
| Without his glasses George mistakes this for an apple | |
| When Jerry's girlfriend catches George undressing in the Hamptons, he explains his 'size' because of 'significant...' | |
| A machine he buys from a pizza place plays this game | |
| George often pretends to hold this job (he says designed the addition to the Guggenheim) | |
| George follows a coworker to Ohio to tell him that this 'store' called | |
| If Relationship George meets Independent George, Independent George will... | |
| Elaine throws this object, belonging to George, out of a window | |
| What did George not receive that ends up with Elaine rubbing his head in her breasts? | |
| George schemes with Jerry all day to help Jerry pull what switch? | |
| At a car dealership, a mechanic allegedly 'steals' this candy bar from George | |
| A severance package, which will financially set him for 3 months, prompts George to declare what? | |