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| The price is wrong bitch! | |
| Dude you look like a man-o-lantern | |
| I have a belly full of white dog crap and you lay THIS SH*T ON ME? | |
| I remember when I had my first beer. | |
| This is a household of learn-ed doctors. | |
| Oh, yeah. Cheeeeese... Didn't we lock you in the dumpster one time? | |
| I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is. | |
| I'm gunna hang by the bar....set the vibe. | |
| She just loved to get down to..sex-all-the-time! | |
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| Oh don't be coy with me. You sent that animal over here to attack me when I was hung over and weak. | |
| You don't even know...I almost nunchucked you | |
| Stay Golden Pony Boy | |
| She touched my leg --- okay KILL HIM! | |
| Not nearly as much as I do with the attire that you have on, or just your general point of view towards everybody. But let's go kill some birds. I'm psyched. | |
| If peeing your pants is cool then call me Miles Davis. | |
| This house is a f**king prison, on planet Bull****, in the galxy of This Sucks Camel Dick! | |
| Not at the table Carlos. | |
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Movie Quotes - Holiday
