| Lyrics | Song | Artist |
| Out on bail fresh out of jail, California dreamin Soon as I step on the scene, I'm hearin hoochies screamin | |
| Now, that, I got me some Seagram's gin Everybody got they cups, but they ain't chipped in | |
| I made the change from a common thief To up close and personal with Robin Leach | |
| We keeping it gangster say 'fo shizzle', 'fo sheezy' and 'stayin crunk' | |
| To the hustlas, killers, murderers, drug dealers even the strippers | |
| It's been twenty-two long hard years of still strugglin Survival got me buggin, but I'm alive on arrival | |
| Yo, I play my enemies like a game of chess Where I rest no stress if you don't smoke sess | |
| So I took blah-blah's word for it at this time I thought just havin' a friend couldn't be no crime | |
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| Uno, dos, tres, it's on Did you ever think a pimp rock a microphone? | |
| Verse two, (uh-huh), now what the **** I do? Catch the bus to Cal State, or chill with the Voltron crew | |
| The second verse is dedicated to the men More concerned with his rims and his Tim's than his women | |
| All I need is one blunt, one page, and one pen One prayer - tell God forgive me for one sin | |
| People say 'Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'' that's all right 'cause I get things cookin' | |
| We be the chocolates taps on my raps innovates at the sweeta cat naps | |
| I got a question -- it's serious as cancer Who can keep the average dancer | |
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