A beaver is about like the _________, the suckers only work at night and they are hard to find. - Si

Once I reached down to pet a little dog and when I did, it was a five pound __________!- Si

Ducks are a lot like women...they don't like ______ on their butts. - Phil

Hands on hands and lips on lips. Everything else, wait till your _________ - Jase

Is this turning into a near death experience...possibly. Does this add to the adventure...absolutley! - __________

'Whether you're talking about bees, dogs, or women, ________ can come upon you quickly from either one of em.' - Phil

'If you can find a nice pretty country girl that can cook and carries her _____, now there's a woman.'-Phil

Hey look here _______, you better hide your wives, hide your husbands, and look here both of ya hide your kids because we are comin. - Si

You can always turn water into wine, if your Jesus. Last time I checked your name was ______ - Jase

'Having your brother as a boss is a lot like dating your ________...it's a bit weird.' -Jase

That man has everything, Trucks, Jeeps, Chairs, Pool tables, Mattresses, RV's, Tatader salad, Cold watermelon, He's got everything ______, .. hey, . sack of oranges..

I know all the new phrases: 'cowabunga,' 'radical,' cat's pajamas,' 'duh,' and 'hey, homie don't play that' - ____

'Where I'm from, you don't mess with another man's woman... or his ____.- Jase

There is a fine line between insanity and coping with your _______ dating. - Jase

'Ya'll might want to go to ________ and pick up a personality.' -Phil

We was trying to enlighten these city slickers…I told em about ________ - Si

I dont know any _________ that isn't into fun.Thats their middle name. Red-fun-neck. - Si

What are these security guys guardin, _________? - Si

'I'm like a Arethra Franklin. Don't get any R-S-P-E-C-T 'round this joint!' - _______

Aint nothing changed since the 90's, turn on the radio there's the ____ Fighters. - Si

My idea of happiness is _________ things - Phil

One more yuppy girl came a little closer to becoming a redneck today, ___________ may be saved yet - Phil

You can server a BLT's, beaver, lettuce, and tomatoes on whole wheat, the finest _______ there is. - Si

_____________ happy, happy, happy. -Phil

I learned __________ need to watch out - Sadie

The frogs have no idea, I have assembled the frog catching ________ team - Jase

I'm like an owl, I don't give a ______ - Si

Let me tell you about redneck logic..just blow it up..he's gonna be so enamored with the fire, he'll forget about what he's _________ - Willie

'You can't _______ squirrel without si, and that's me.' -Si

Si with napalm causes you a little bit of _____________. - Phil

'Now we're cookin' with _______ oil!' -Phil

“______________is a constant struggle between making your kids life better and ruining your own.” – Willie

What do we want? HAM SAMMICH! - _________

'When you have a flaming hot _____ in your hand and your trying to eat it your not worried about 10 and 2' - Jase

Hey I'd be playin in the NBA if it weren't for my __________ knee.Hey I'd slam it in yo face and yo momma's face,Jack.- Si

The key to driving is always be on _________ - Si

I didn't even want to be a part of this, then all of a sudden I'm lighting Si's ________________....which is kinda cool. - Willie