| KIDNAPPED & MUTATED INTO: | LEAD THIS BAND TO THEIR RESCUE: | RESCUED MEMBERS: |
| Antsy Simmers & Stupid Co-pays | |
| Boiled Gibsons & Flunk Mustache | |
| Crankyoldman Servant & Ouzo Ouchburn | |
| Crave Gravys & Mink Ivory | |
| Dingus Jung & Bum Snot | |
| Fraidy Mark's-Wary & Brain Apriljune | |
| Germy Bookpaper & Yawn Bongos | |
| Ginseng Chef & Eerie Crapstons | |
| Gland Fried & Corleone Chickenly | |
| Gone Amblerson & Crisp Square | |
| Gorged Hairymoon & Dingo Scars | |
| Ick Freely & Gin Summons | |
| Lewd Grahamcrackers & Muck Bones | |
| Menace D. Yank & Tummy Shows | |
| Milks Jager & Keeps Richturds | |
| Momsmom Clerics & Ranger McGo-in | |