| Chant | Player |
| The baby's not yours, the baby's not yours. ****** ******, the baby's not yours. | |
| ***, *** wherever you may be, on the verge of lunacy and we couldn't give a [BEEP] if you were hanging from a tree cos you're a Judas with HIV! | |
| ****, **** wherever you may be, you eats dogs in your home country but it could be worse cos you could be a scouse, eating rats in your council house | |
| ********, ********, his dad washes elephants and his mum is a [BEEP] | |
| When you're sat in row Z and the ball hits your head, that's ******** | |
| He's got a big, fat, ugly wife. He's got a big, fat, ugly wife. He's got a big, fat, ugly wife. He's got a big, fat, ugly wife. | |
| Your wife's a geordie slag. Your wife's a geordie slag. | |
| 'Quasimodo' | |
| What's that coming out of your sock, is that your ankle, is that your ankle? | |
| ****, he's got a bomb | |
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