| Qoute | Move Title |
| 'Do you have protection?' 'I don't believe in guns.' | |
| 'Now it isn't all oriental martial arts. Sometimes you give a little mexican judo. As in you don't know who you messin with homes' | |
| 'I always knew I was never going to be a professional bull fighter, but that's not why I did it.' | |
| 'No, it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing' | |
| 'I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker.' | |
| 'I do want to take guitar lessons. I do want to learn how to fly. Yes, I would like to learn Korean. ' | |
| 'Nobody makes me bleed my own blood' | |
| 'Okay well maybe we should tell that to rainman cause he practically bankrupted a casino and he was a retard' | |
| 'No one’s gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since ‘Nam.' | |
| 'Spanish! Do you trust that we have provided you with enough rope so that your cinder block will fall safely to the ground?' | |