| Quote | Movie |
| 'Oh wait, was she a great big fat person?' | |
| 'I'll get you my pretty! And your little dog too!' | |
| 'Daisy... Daisy...' | |
| 'Oooooh! That's a bingo!' | |
| 'Is it safe?' | |
| 'What's the most you've lost in a coin toss?' | |
| 'Why is he still alive? He shouldn't be alive. It vexes me. I'm terribly vexed.' | |
| 'He didn't get out of the COCKADOODEE CAR!' | |
| 'I love these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven' | |
| 'Where's your kid now, sheriff?' | |
| 'Call to John. I know this hurts. Call to John' | |
| 'Magic mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?' | |
| 'I need to return some videotapes...' | |
| 'I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me the code.' | |
| 'NO... WIRE... HANGERS!' | |
| 'A man's best friend is his mother' | |
| | Quote | Movie |
| 'On a similar note I must confess to you, I'm giving very serious thought... to eating your wife' | |
| 'No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die' | |
| 'Here's Johnny!' | |
| 'The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good' | |
| 'Pop quiz, hot shot!' | |
| 'My precious...' | |
| 'I find your lack of faith disturbing' | |
| 'Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure' | |
| 'I don't deserve to die like this. I was building a house…' | |
| 'You better start believin in ghost stories Mrs. Turner, you're in one' | |
| 'And every last inch of me is covered in hair!' | |
| 'Okay then, we hold the world ransom for… one… hundred… BILLION DOLLARS.' | |
| 'Let's put a smile on that face' | |
| 'Long live the king…' | |
| 'Become vengeance, David. Become wrath. ' | |
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